Jolly Green Dumbass Lyrics

Politically correct and mentally erect I'm doing Everything I can to conserve the best But life ain't nothin' but a bowl a Grits and this United States proud crap makes me sick P...Read Full Lyrics

a chance on me she said I'll be here for awhile I should have seen the lies through her smile why didn't I lie to you All the problems that you've had you'll blame them all on ...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing good can ever soem to last but it's goodness That delivers us our past nothing good can ever come of this I'm sure But sometimes you are granted just one wish and every n...Read Full Lyrics

I never said a thing to hurt you It's what I didn't say That made you cry And in all honesty I never would've deserted you I Never dreamt that you would say goodbye I'll close my...Read Full Lyrics

Hanging out at the beach one day And I heard someone say that if I Was cool I'd be surfing That's when I decided I wasn't gonna be some punk kid Gettin sand kicked in his face and ...Read Full Lyrics

Ask me a question I'll tell you all I know you ask for my advice And then you take a different road you traveled oh so far left everyone Who cared far behind left us all behind H...Read Full Lyrics