Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn) Lyrics

[Intro: Open Mike Eagle] I’ma tell you not to tell other people what to do That is a specialized massick trick- magic, not massick Magic trick You have to be an adept to pull...Read Full Lyrics

Lesson 23, the mystery of the hidusious [?] You must memorize this Before you can proceed, (okay!) We come from [?] and we're number one It's the school of mercy and we have ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You think you know everything You keep talking cause you think you know everything You say whatever cause your world's non threatening It's so reckless, this life i...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] I have never performed this ritual before I'm going to do my, my very best I’m going to read it as it, as it is stated here [Verse 1] Sign an autograph and sell it...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You old middle of the road ass Don't know the code ass Mid ranged, flat EQ, not even low pass filtered You probably like gray better than silver Closet full of sho...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook] Don't go beating yourself up Cause we all make mistakes We trying to get the g's and the wealth up We trying to get paid [Verse 1: Alpha MC] I'm back at it again Li...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I do shows for rap fans and smart people Alcoholics, book readers and art people But wallflowers and participants aren't equal So if you've never made noise time to s...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] They blew up my auntie’s building Put out her great grandchildren Who else in America Deserves to have that feeling Where else in America Will they blow up yo vil...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1 - Open Mike Eagle] Can you feel my pain I had a bad life Got so much pain, I gotta ask twice The road's scary like there's black ice My uncle got married to a crack...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook] I went to bed at midnight And the clock said 1, 2, 3... Go 'head and close your eyelids And then tell me what you see Cause every word that comes through me It was bor...Read Full Lyrics