Jonathan Lyrics

I've got a boner for Christmas Mend up your stocking hole Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal I've got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turk...Read Full Lyrics

He might sing for all the ladies In the front row The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws In the mood for Huey Luis Or maybe a show tune He'll dedicate 'The Rainbow Co...Read Full Lyrics

How do I get through to a girl like you? Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Yeah yeah Beautiful lips, like strawberry quik. I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick, (but...Read Full Lyrics

Is there life on mars girl If there is I want to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there And he said that outer space is not the ki...Read Full Lyrics

You got beautiful eyes And long eyelashes Skin like Isabella Rosellina You got a cute little moustache You make it work girl. You work it, Girl. Down at the ice cream parlor. You m...Read Full Lyrics

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (Yeah!) You don't want a boyfrie...Read Full Lyrics

When you left me all alone at the record hop You said you were goin' out for a little soda pop You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more When you got back, man oh man, ...Read Full Lyrics

Nervous breakdown come take me away Nervous breakdown cafeteria today I fell down on the floor oh god I spilled my milk Someone pull up my pants I think I need some help And I can'...Read Full Lyrics

I know a girl, Nikki Webster The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster Yeah you're the tops of pops Nikki Webster So far away, across the sea Down in A...Read Full Lyrics

She was standing on the dance florr of the club She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share your thoughts with someone You feel close to them....Read Full Lyrics