Jose & Mark Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: The Lonely Island, Secretary, & Michael Bolton] Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh, great, send him in Hey, guys! Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming! Sorry I'm late, I jus...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, lonely lady with the big brown eyes I'm thinking you're sadder than you realize I could make you smile and feel a little more related We really click, would it be so wrong if ...Read Full Lyrics

(Guy 2) Hello, welcome to the party (Guy 1) Hi, I've never met you before (Guy 2) I know (Both) Just 2 guyz and we're having a good time, having a good time, having a good time(...Read Full Lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hands, skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd T...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, thre I like to kick it I'm a karate guy Kiai, Kiai I like to kick it I'm a karate guy Kiai, Kiai We kick it Like karate guys Got the drinks and the ladies an...Read Full Lyrics

(Goofy Laughter) Listen, listen! Here we go downtown (Garbled)... All around You can't stop (garbled) Ka-Blamo! You just won the lottery That's ka-blamo! You kissed Shannon Dohe...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah, oh yeah Words and truth One fine evening on the sandy coast The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle When the wisest Rasta I ever saw Gently joined us and sang o...Read Full Lyrics

[The Lonely Island] Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (Hello?) What up, Parns? (Yo Samberg, what's crackin?) You thinkin what I'm th...Read Full Lyrics

Seth Rogen: Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review Andy Samberg: No problem Seth Rogen: So your in charge around here is that fair to say? Andy Samberg: Absolutel...Read Full Lyrics

This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the most important lady in our lives It's time to pay some respect I hope you proud of us 'Cause we're proud of you Mama! You ra...Read Full Lyrics