Julia Roberts Farts Lyrics

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is true Every day she ...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the bathroom She l...Read Full Lyrics

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where, oh wher...Read Full Lyrics

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two, number...Read Full Lyrics

Well they look at you they want something And they look at you you've got nothing to give So why not give in And you use to have dreams Well you use to want things but you could n...Read Full Lyrics

No sir no drugs in my car But i have been drinking so i wont get far And no sir boss i'm just leaving Cause ol' jack Danny got me here dry heaving And i don't care I'm feeli...Read Full Lyrics

The ancient calendar, I-net software and the I-ching oracle Speak of the end of this day. And our history shows The track record of the prophecy. Here now are all of the signs so ...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen this place before [x3] This is where the light and the dark will meet Hand in hand, carry blood into the street From bent to broke claws shred into their truth I've s...Read Full Lyrics

This This has opened my eyes Pushed now far away Remains the same Love persisted Crazed thoughts away Time shows all ways This Bring me Bring me forth I I show this lean To watch a...Read Full Lyrics

I used to be Light and love and everything I used to see People for what they were I used to say I'll never never never never be that way But I was wrong, I was wrong And I'm happ...Read Full Lyrics