Just Like Me Lyrics

She is given such pain. She is faced with the evil strain. She is given no choice. She conquers and can't rejoice. I see the picture of her standing on the street. Her coat is whit...Read Full Lyrics

(... you dialed has been changed to 310. Please dial 1, plus 310, And the number you wish. This is a recording.) What about me, GTE? Why ya gotta change my 213? How could you chang...Read Full Lyrics

Zodiac, zodiac, zodiac, zodiac I call my 1-900 numbers and they ask me what's my Zodiac, zodiac I call my psychic friends, they ask me for my birthday and my Zodiac, zodiac Astro...Read Full Lyrics

Now that you are my most special one, And you know we've already gone to the prom, Won't you come with me to family functions? Won't you be the one that I've got on my arm? It's no...Read Full Lyrics

Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight. Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright. I'd like to see Cher doing her hair on the air. A...Read Full Lyrics

Hey old timer, can I ask you a question While you're standing at the buffet? Is this your first or second helping? Why'd you come here anyway? Hey old timer, why ya drinkin' the wi...Read Full Lyrics

She looks at me, oh so pretty, Touching me with her smiling white teeth. She's showing me the place Where everything is heard and said. She's showing me the place Which is undernea...Read Full Lyrics

How could they do this to us? This boy. This boy. How could they make such a fuss over this boy? This boy. (cacophonous screaming) Not much to compare him to. This boy. This boy. H...Read Full Lyrics

You're my angel, sticking on me. You're my angel, bringing me to my knees. My angel, calling upon me. Angel. (x3)...Read Full Lyrics