Karate Chops for Everyone But Us Lyrics

I don't mean this like it sounds. I can't stand up, I can't sit down. I'm only half, half as fast as I was yesterday. The tighter the shirt, the better it is. A carrot and stick ty...Read Full Lyrics

I'm coughing up a lung or two just so you know I'm breathing well in front of you I'm holding out a knife or two just so you know I'm standing next to you You can't always be do...Read Full Lyrics

Long nights, hard times. Everything that makes you feel tired.I think I got to get away from you. Long nights, hard times.Everything that makes you feel tired.That's why I got to g...Read Full Lyrics

If I find my way back home, I'll say �what am I doing here?�We have made our camp, but not settled. Nothing can touch us here.We took the van one night. The three of us, ...Read Full Lyrics

You got a window in the basement.You got a perfect view, but you don't care.Have you ever seen the things that go on outside?You got a door to your apartment,so you can step outsid...Read Full Lyrics

I'll be around every corner you go. Don't you look so surprised. I'll be in every dressing room that you©Ë?re in. I'll be holding every door you walk through. You don't even ha...Read Full Lyrics

Andy went back to school He got sick of Newbury Comics Aaron still rides a lot, Except now he's just fatter Alex took over for Alex Van Halen, After his major surgery Jon, well,...Read Full Lyrics