Keeping The Curtains Closed Lyrics

It's a man's life living in West Virginia.It can take a chisel and stick it in ya.They say they growThe world's finest tobaccos.I say they're wacko - totally mad!He had a no-good j...Read Full Lyrics

Square leg, square rootSquare egg, new fruitNice suit, nice!Square peg, third leg, from WinnipegStray steg, nice!I like them, how 'bout you?I'll bet you can't eat threeSaid I like ...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever really wanted something?Ever really wanted it so bad?Well, I have alwaysReally wanted something..I wanted a zeppelinNow I've got one and I'm in itUp above the U.S.A.W...Read Full Lyrics

I saw him through a room-spinI was tired enough to faintCarrying a chessboardLike some old Romanian saint.I said: hey good lookingWhatcha got cooking?He said: "Nothing you want to ...Read Full Lyrics

This is partytimeAnd we're all having so much funThis is partytimeI could look at all the girlsThat are in this roomThis is partytimeI could think of what would happenIf one took m...Read Full Lyrics

Aching hearts and broken smilesLiving life in self-denialJust cause things don't go their way,They sit depressed and waste life awayChorus: Emo Kids suckI'm tired of their crapThey...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting on rusty roof topsWatching orange pigs fly bySearching for dead presidentsAnd just loose it in the skyChorusThat’s the way we rollThat’s the way we get by (yeah)Cause a...Read Full Lyrics

Red Russians shot my rocket downRed Russians shot my rocket down Red Russians shot my rocket downRed Russians shot my rocket down Red Russians shot my rocket downRed Russians shot ...Read Full Lyrics

Passing you on the streetSomethings out of placeYour long hair doesn't match your faceGet a closer look and see it's not a chickBut just some ugly dickAnd that's what we call a Sha...Read Full Lyrics

I think the man next doorIs having a nervous breakdownSounds like it's me in thereDon't know if I believe you careLike an Afghan vet at a beach resortWith a shotgunLosing it in cit...Read Full Lyrics