Kick My Ass Lyrics

Do you think it makes a difference? I say yes Taking my time Working on lines Fingers in clay Everyday Head in the clouds Moving my mouth Spreading the grout That's hold...Read Full Lyrics

Well future stepped into my field and turned it into an empire Forefathers where are you now? Your dust is settling on my furniture Oh independence day, I never knew it would ...Read Full Lyrics

You file me with the libertines I fold in line My monthly dole of magazines Beaming bistro shine In my ladle is your plum And my daily staple of your cutesy crumbs Of your cutesy ...Read Full Lyrics

Hardcore greedy, greedy man Loud with the ladies Mister arrogant Mister arrogant Mister arrogant Never ending sagas and such Enemy of Mr. McGruff Latent, blatant, latent, ...Read Full Lyrics

Like a little vacation Like a little old song that I want to hear Like a big libation Like a flattering sentence whispered in my ear That's what I want Every time I try what I'm t...Read Full Lyrics

Fill the basin with my hands Your strong shoulders in my head Soft soap splashing on the rim I keep wishing I was him Cobweb fluttering 12 ft up Above the basin where I ? S...Read Full Lyrics

A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade A saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid Whittled with an exacto knife Plum right through my load bearing wall I'm horrified now that I could do ...Read Full Lyrics

Imports and altercations My faculties on a shoe-string vacation I settled down on a hurt as big as Robert Mitchum And listen to Lucinda Williams Oh, convenient lies, rubber k...Read Full Lyrics

Miss Mary took a shower and she showed herself to me She said that God and all his glory was revealed to her carnally She said she'd been with no man, but she must have been with...Read Full Lyrics

I just never could say, "good bye" or "adieu" Ooh, but the years, they have been so kind to you There's some skills that I have learned to do And I would certainly like to share th...Read Full Lyrics