Kilkenny Man Lyrics

My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-w...Read Full Lyrics

My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My xerox...Read Full Lyrics

I sit here all alone And I'm feeling green I press play on your Goddamn phone machine His nasal whine Follows me through the door His teeth are so nice They'd look good on the floo...Read Full Lyrics

I knew a man who came down from kentucky And everyone would whisper, boy he sure is lucky He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at stuckey's He rubbed somebody the righ...Read Full Lyrics

They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the national guard People lootin', people shootin', baby I ain't just tootin' my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, honey, do you think that we could start all over? You could go back to school We could rent a house out in arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a...Read Full Lyrics

Country flower, you know they make that shit Massengill Country flower is pooty poo freshener, that's what it is, ooh it smells like a country flower well who wants to eat a countr...Read Full Lyrics