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Kentucky: And if you ever fly a plane like that again I'll snap your...Carmen: Greetings Doctor Jones. Velcome to Germany. I am Carmen San Diablo. I zee you had an interesting flig...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday the children cry because another plant must die. And why, oh why?To feed your nasty vegan face, oh what a sad pathetic waste. I cry... I CRY!For the trees! Why can't you j...Read Full Lyrics

Just another day the people always sayThat time will make the pain Make the pain just go awayTime like down the lineMy mind treats me so unkindAnd that it seems like so long It's t...Read Full Lyrics

Announcers: Scene 1... Kentucky Jones gets thrown out of another bar(lots of fighting going on)Kentucky: Ah! God Damn! Jesus! eugh! argh! eungh! Help! Somebody! God!Bar Fighter: ST...Read Full Lyrics

Hey SnoopyWith your snowcone machineHey SnoopyMake me an icy-sweet dreamWell I'll load the ice and turn the crankBUT THAT'S ALL!And you'll churn out the snowconesahhhhhHey SnoopyWh...Read Full Lyrics

Announcers: Scene 2... Kentucky Jones meets the Kid's father.Kid: Kentucky Jones... meet my father...Kid's Father: Ohhhh! So you are the one they call Kentucky Jones.Kentucky: Yes ...Read Full Lyrics

Ida, that crazy crazy girlIda!Ida was a girlThe cat had her tongueBut she had our friendWe don't see him anymoreHe walked out the door for...Ida...Ida...That wacky wacky chickIDA!I...Read Full Lyrics

Alright, here's a song called (pepe's not happy)Pepe's Not Happy.(no he's not!)Shut up Pepe...(Luciano!)(song begins)Imagine all the peopleImagine there's no warImagine flowers and...Read Full Lyrics

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.Eyes. Ears. Mouth and Nose. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.Head, Shoulders, Kne...Read Full Lyrics

Announcer: Scene 4. Kentucky Jones arrives in the Heimlech Manure Mountains.Kentucky: Ahhh, damn... that was a big climb...Kid: Quit whining! You're supposed to be the hero!Kentuck...Read Full Lyrics