Kilted Yaksmen Anthem Lyrics

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need The all-new International Log. Just pull it's twig and you'll turn Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. ...Read Full Lyrics

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his kn...Read Full Lyrics

Stimpy: Ahh, I hate rainy days. Sven: Yaa, undt me too. Stimpy: I know. Let's go play a game. Hmmm. Let's see... There's Scribble & Gamey & Monotony & Pure Chessy & Misery Date. St...Read Full Lyrics

If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna Find in there Refrain & Chorus: We's a half inch tall & green Short sticky & mean W...Read Full Lyrics

Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them...Read Full Lyrics

Ren: Cousin Sven, he's here. Cousin, come on in. Say something intelligent. Sven: Dah, he is Ollie, you are Sven. He is Ollie, you are Sven. Sven: Ah, duh, you are my new friend. I...Read Full Lyrics

Down-play your ego Open your heart Don’t doubt your self-worth Not if you’re smart Don’t think twice You’re a gift that was given for life You have something in y...Read Full Lyrics

(Written By Lou Hall) Why do the clouds cover the sun? Why does the rain take over the fun? The fun of life The fun of a child The fun that makes you Want to run wild (Chorus) Th...Read Full Lyrics

(Written By Dave Scott) Always there when you needed me, Called you back when you tried to flee, Cried for you would of died for you, But you were never there for me. I Close my ...Read Full Lyrics

(But it's hard when you're famous) (Written by Dave Scott) Out with the heels and the chosen few Lovin the boys from razorblade's mirror I'll be lovin him under my shoe Pistol wi...Read Full Lyrics