King Cookie Faced (For Her) Lyrics

I fall from the dream-catcher's mittI'm all thumbsand not what she's afterMy smoldering remains burn over glowing embersAs you ready and position short-term goal tendersI lay un-ki...Read Full Lyrics

The water retention in the bogged down pickled earOutweighs the REM in one-eyed pistoleersOscillating lung sacs, cheek-pinching fun factsColoring the grosses in the fiscal yearI've...Read Full Lyrics

Hi my name's Scoliosis JonesI've got a comb over coif and a smoker's coughI'm into motorcross and am a Planet Z3 colonistAnd a self-taught anesthesiologistI've got a corn ethanol p...Read Full Lyrics

We've mined calculated sleazeFor countless fortnights, for this forthrightCanny canningSo we plead for what you can't believeAnd career suicide, poolsideBy the candied landingI wit...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta act like David RuffinCuz y'all be softer than Egg McMuffinsPlus you're never really saying nothingYou don't admit to any claim jumpingThis is why I have to pay these munchk...Read Full Lyrics

Whoo!Art rap, art rap, art rap, art rap!Whoo!Who better qualified to mediate in the larp discordWith my dewy moleskin brewing cauldron and karmic orbI'm fully pantsless like the wo...Read Full Lyrics

I've never been the brightest guyYou know the ones all the gals look forI used to think Norweigan WoodWas a Scandanavian adult book storeI recall this fling with a goth metalheadWi...Read Full Lyrics

Is this on? (x2)No shit!I've been waiting for you to produce the black experience; a Super Series of fly-by-night catch phrasingAnd for every hiccup that I might sight for me to be...Read Full Lyrics

My love jet was supposed to be fuel efficientBut everybody knows that is just a boobish misprintOn the brochure; Oh sure, such a hubris is fitTo procure your pure, yeah, prudish pr...Read Full Lyrics

I frown upon the media blitzkriegWhen the sephia tint bleeds out of your sleezy club stripteaseYou give the cheesy club chick feedYour reality tv stud misreads his scripted pig oin...Read Full Lyrics