King Of Minneapolis, Pts. I And II Lyrics

Iii. Ok hangover My god. I woke up on the floor of a famous Minneapolis rapper (whose name will go unmentioned.) I didn't crush the cat. No one wrote "dick" on my forehead. I wasn...Read Full Lyrics

Here's the thing about the music business. The trick is playing trend rock right before the trend hits. Playing it right after means your band has missed the fucking bus and the ki...Read Full Lyrics

Remember when we danced at shows, before we all stood in the back? We sang guilty pleasures so damn loud our lungs were sore. Competition can't compete with that. I guess I got ba...Read Full Lyrics

We got knocked off the horse and we can't get back up. We can try to change but we've still got our bills that we gotta pay. And the payments stay the same no matter where you move...Read Full Lyrics

[Originally by Harvey Danger] Drive across the country, tell your story walking. No one's keeping you captive in the town that let you down (so sorry). Blame it on the television,...Read Full Lyrics

Let the day roll in. Let the day roll out. Let the robot transport me from Clayton to my house. Let the shit roll in. Let the shit roll out. Because I'm goddamned bound to stick i...Read Full Lyrics

I never was a drinker and now I'm an alcoholic, Drinking just to fall asleep and hiding my smiles 'Cause you can probably smell that shit on my teeth. Drink it down, golden brown m...Read Full Lyrics

When I was thinking about moving to VA., everyone I talked to had nothing but amazing things to say about it. "Oh the music scene is amazing!", "Oh the people are so cool! You're g...Read Full Lyrics

I just got paid/lost my job so it's a heavy night of drinking. You can smoke in the bar so when I come home I'm stinking. The smell on my clothes is offending to the nose But that'...Read Full Lyrics

Brown paper bags metal cans. Sixty degrees Fahrenheit. We can't see the stars tonight 'Cause apartments generate ambient light And I'm sorry that we're not already drunk. Hours la...Read Full Lyrics