Lazy Eye Lyrics

I turn on the television,A presidential election.I turn on the radio,Fiasco.What you say and what you will,What you will and what you say,I am Uncle Sam,I am, I am, all fall down.L...Read Full Lyrics

SARS gave me ADDit went striaght to my head!Night terrors in my bed!Don't care what my teacher saidI will eat that bread!SARS gave me ADDI laughed when my aunt broke her hip,Pushed...Read Full Lyrics

Rarity under lock and key is no match for a poacherThey’re more efficient than the CIAA plan is always devised, with bathroom breaksStopped by security at the snack lobbyNothing ...Read Full Lyrics

Picked up the garbage bagThe pig intestines fall on the floorScoop them into the cereal boxThey can be the marshmallowsYou’re a cleaner person for having done itBut you’re stil...Read Full Lyrics

Being spot weldedOn a red steel crossMade of sickle and hammerVodka bottles at my feetRepresent drunken miracles.Wine to vodka, walking on a hot beam,Purifying sinful foremans.I re...Read Full Lyrics

Always on the prowl,in the shadows he lurks.He's big, scary, and hairywith a mohawk to boot.Skin of his face covered,with the tape of grandiose objects.Ferocious eyes, grinning mou...Read Full Lyrics

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Maybe you'll find some peace of mind which is more than what I haveWe say something is wrong and it is/ But I don't know the secretshow to live eitherMaybe you'll run away/ Maybe w...Read Full Lyrics

Jetzt ist es wieder mal soweit,Es war auch allerhöchste ZeitUnd wir sind wieder mal genial – Tut uns furchtbar leid!Wie immer schlauer als der Rest,Also bitte keinen Neid,Halt d...Read Full Lyrics

Du hast mich so oft angespuckt, geschlagen und getreten -Das war nicht sehr nett von dir, ich hatte nie darum gebeten.Deine Freunde haben applaudiert, sie fanden es ganz toll,Wenn ...Read Full Lyrics