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my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had treinta margaritas treinta years ago her purse had just been stolen she rad to make some cash for fifty thousand pesos the donky fu...Read Full Lyrics

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey i'm so confused what's to lose i think i might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said stick it up your rear she never thought s...Read Full Lyrics

hey how did everybody get in my room it's saturday another perfect day till i hit the boardwalk headed towards the pier' your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way 50,000 jackoffs all ...Read Full Lyrics

thank you for the easter bunny sitting at my door it wasn't made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor and thank you god for x-mas trees return the gifts for money thank you f...Read Full Lyrics

its friday night i've got a date with this vegan girl kate you know i really like her style smile style whoa! i love you kate but you've gone to far you won't even sit in my brand ...Read Full Lyrics

i can't believe what the fucks in front of me you must be fucking 7o at last what the hells your problem problem ozzy & motley crew & kiss i thought that you were through but i kin...Read Full Lyrics

Dateline the early 1970's Now world famous rock quartet The Doors, lead singer James Morrison Has recently died While down but certainly not out The surviving members desperately T...Read Full Lyrics

I think I've been infected with the flu Once again boredom's got me feeling blue Sometimes in this life you've got to cut the crap Sit down for my rights cuz I don't care To do wha...Read Full Lyrics

i`ve got a fanzine so i should know everything about every band i turned punk 2 years ago i tell my subjects i'm d.i.y. i'll call your band a sellout & i'll tell convienient lies i...Read Full Lyrics