Lame Claim to Fame Lyrics

I never seem to finish all my food So I always gets doggy bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with funga...Read Full Lyrics

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stat...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody shut up, woo! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class An...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pa...Read Full Lyrics

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always...Read Full Lyrics

We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my l...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:]My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a showerWhen I do, the water starts getting cold after an hourI couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in t...Read Full Lyrics

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I Instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay (Because I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Tuesday morning, 8:15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed 'Cause she walked i...Read Full Lyrics