Last Tattoo Lyrics

Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright... It...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and fuck you State your religious background I don't believe in shit Life is hell I'm wearing oven mits When I'm rubbing the tits Earth i...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up early this morning Went downtown and I got a cup of coffee Drink it on up then I got a little jumpy Then I had a thought that I can't remember. Walked around town looking...Read Full Lyrics

Ms. Jones Ms. Jones gotta yellow bird Gotta pretty yellow bird that she be keepin' in a cage Ms. Jones gotta yellow bird But she don't want her pretty yellow bird to get laid Get l...Read Full Lyrics

My addiction makes me piss on floors And go home with these scabby whores I took too much L. S. D. Now I'm at I. C. You. At Emory Cocaine and cores comes out my pores Puking in th...Read Full Lyrics

I lost it all, my brain, life, my balls for y'all No more phone calls I walk alone, along 'cross the long hauls The alcohol stars the show The strip-malls, the hos, the strippers a...Read Full Lyrics

Come on, come on, come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You turn away when I come around I ain't even looked at you When I look at you, you look down Look crazy, tell me who are you? I g...Read Full Lyrics

You say I am narcissistic and cold hearted, well yeah maybe But I don't give a damn about you this much is true My vision is blurry and my thoughts are hazy baby I know I'm stupid ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was twelve, while checking the mail I was admiring the car of the man next door And thinking to myself, man, one of these days I'm gonna have me a house like that with a big...Read Full Lyrics

This just in... As the war continues in Afghanistan, two guys have been spotted over the Appalachian Mountains; acting like complete idiots; drinking beer and eating Vienna sausage...Read Full Lyrics