Laundromat Monday Lyrics

Can't drink the water Can't breathe the air Can't hide down in the sewer 'cause there's crocodiles down there My hovel needs a barricade My pants need an alarm Need some non-alcoho...Read Full Lyrics

You stole a wig from your sister And a gun from your dad I geuss I knew when I kissed ya You're a little bit mad You don't care if you get sick Living on bubble gum Maybe too much ...Read Full Lyrics

Ya make a guy feel humble I make a fool of myself again Ya make me trip and stumble Just go dance by yourself again I'll just watch 'cause that's all I wanna do But remember That I...Read Full Lyrics

King Pleasure is on a mission To take the power from the local politicians He's come to party and he shows it He rules the world, well, man, everybody knows it It's King Pleasure ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're fixing your make-up You know you take too long And when you mix me a drink up You know you mix it too strong And when you fix me a breakfast You know you fix it too lat...Read Full Lyrics

Big shot, tell you what Tell me what goes on around here Go on and get me in the corner Smoke my cigarettes and drink my beer Tell me that this world is no place for the weak Then ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the crack of noon And I sit here watching you sleeping I only wish that I could remember your name But I know it's written on a matchbook somewhere So maybe i'll find it, and ...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go, Monday morning at last In the land of the brave and the bold Sunlight is hurting my eyes But it's on to the glittering prize There's a rent to pay Give me a coffee t...Read Full Lyrics

If I could be two places at one time I'd be with you I've lost my heart I'm losing half my mind But I don't care Don't tell me don't ask me don't talk at all Don't help me I don't...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a happy guy But I'm not always sad And I'm no millionaire But I don't do so bad But no matter who you think you are There's always someone with a different view There's al...Read Full Lyrics