Lazy Lyrics

Breathe ever so soft, We wouldn't wanna break the eggs as we walk. Never alone, cautious, afraid, I hear the voice of reason on the P. A. Leave it alone, follow the grain, We coul...Read Full Lyrics

We call the heartland not very smart land, iq's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise ...Read Full Lyrics

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lion's share There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing The...Read Full Lyrics

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor So ...Read Full Lyrics

Excuses for our money Is that religion One more dollar for What Jesus has given Hell is free But you might have to pay for heaven One more dollar Is that religion Why? Why do you ...Read Full Lyrics

Liza's had enough of men She said she won't get burned again She said they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend's a schmuck Shared with her a nice disease He kept her passive ...Read Full Lyrics

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing (as shame) It wasn...Read Full Lyrics

She gotta walk with a silicone c*** Sticking in her ass, and one in her c*** A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her c*** But who's got the remote control? That would belong to...Read Full Lyrics

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into it's case A one way trip down memory lane As she a...Read Full Lyrics

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ...Read Full Lyrics