Leading Lady Lyrics

ROSE (offstage) What was that? ALEX (offstage) What? ROSE There. Listen. It's her ghost. I'm frightened. ALEX (himself a little scared) Don't be silly. I'll go and ...Read Full Lyrics

JENNY: I am a mermaid With golden hair... ALEX: I've never seen one like you! JENNY: Not all us mermaids Have silver tails I have no tail at all! ALEX: Well, I've ...Read Full Lyrics

GEORGE: Other pleasures... And I've known many... Afternoons In warm Venetian squares, Brief encounters, Long siestas... Pleasures old and new Can't compare with you. Yo...Read Full Lyrics

CROONER: (singing throughout the scene) Parlez-vous francais? Je suis sad. Parlez-vous francais? I feel bad. How do you say "Ce soir vous etes Si belle"? I only know A wor...Read Full Lyrics

ALEX Seeing is believing, And in my arms I see her: She's here, Really here, Really mine now -- She seems at home here... Seeing is believing, I dreamt that it would be h...Read Full Lyrics

GEORGE: I want to be The first man you remember, I want to be The last man you forget. I want to be The one you always turn to, I want to be The one you won't regret. May ...Read Full Lyrics

ALEX I should never have come back here... GEORGE Oh, don't talk such nonsense! ALEX I'll bow out now -- It's the decent thing to do. GEORGE Don't be absurd. ALEX ...Read Full Lyrics

JENNY Say the word! Say it now! Nice and loud! ALEX (defeated) What the hell, then -- Uncle! Jenny you're a monster! You ought to be locked up! JENNY (going into the...Read Full Lyrics

GEORGE ...And then with a swift karate-chop I removed his gun -- You should have been there! Poor chap didn't know what hit him... GIULIETTA (interrupting) Still, George! ...Read Full Lyrics

ALEX (pacing, finally exploding) That girl can really act! I could have sworn that she'd be here! She's got a great career -- She should play Salom?! Maybe I was mad, But she...Read Full Lyrics