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Howard: You, you there with the hard on!FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!Howar...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)][Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, CaliforniaAugust 7, 1971]Ballen von ZeckenUnd alten Sporthemden, Sporthemden, SporthemdenLachen...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)][Rainbow Theater, London, EnglandDecember 10, 1971]Ooooooh AaaaaahOooohAaaahHoward: Poor baby!FZ: Oooooh . . . Don't like th...Read Full Lyrics

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"Hey! sit down and cool it for a minute so we can hear what we're gonna do. and those of you in the band Who have no idea what's about to happen, this is in a minor and it's not st...Read Full Lyrics

Please!Say please!FZ: We take turns conductingJohn Lennon: Okay...Read Full Lyrics

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FZ: Good night!John Lennon: Good night, thank you!Yoko Ono: Thank, thank youJohn Lennon: We'd like to thank Frank for having us on hereYoko Ono: Yeah, he's great, isn't he? He's th...Read Full Lyrics

Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your headHoward: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: You know, a lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "What can I say? What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetab...Read Full Lyrics