Legend In My Spare Time Lyrics

The following Public Service Announcement is Brought you by an intoxicated homeless man. Try throwin' your socks in the trash, Before they got the holes in the feet Sponsered by ...Read Full Lyrics

It goes one two three when I'm kicking the funky lyrics I'm busting up vocabulary I want you all to hear it I'm busting up the rhythm 'cause I'm busting up the rhyme I'm kicking do...Read Full Lyrics

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought skip o' pot2mu...Read Full Lyrics

Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta?...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy Pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train When I'm kooky going loopy like a man...Read Full Lyrics

Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records. (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have Facts of life, the facts of life The obnoxious m...Read Full Lyrics

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam i know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know O'm t...Read Full Lyrics

Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy?...Read Full Lyrics

I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on Jackie Onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp Mmm, It's A Mind Blower But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Mi...Read Full Lyrics