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Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi There's too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi Uckin' with my shi Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi With my shi How many mutha uckas?...Read Full Lyrics

I got three kids and a lovely wife I got a happy home and a Electric carving knife That's why I wrote this song Because there's nothin' wrong Nope, there's nothin' wrong with my l...Read Full Lyrics

J - Lives are like retractable pencils B - If you push 'em too far, they're gonna break. J - And people are like paper dolls, mmmhmm yeah B - Paper dolls and people, they're the si...Read Full Lyrics

Petrov, Yelena, and Me Lost but happy at sea Petrov and Yelena said to me, Shouldn't we have something to eat? But I said there are plenty of fish in the sea, BUt all they can se...Read Full Lyrics

Think about the epileptic dogs. Not all the puppies are born so lucky. Somewhere there's a Golden Retriever. Who's having a seizure. Somewhere there's a pup seizing up. And there's...Read Full Lyrics

Rejected, thrown away, Affected, I don't know what to say, Ejected, cast out to the sea, Disconnected, they didn't want me. Unprotected, like a baby in the snow, Dejected, like a ...Read Full Lyrics

I was wandering through the streets of the city Rambling through the avenues of time When from nowhere my eyes fell onto a girl And by chance her eyes fell onto mine So I sat and a...Read Full Lyrics

Sally, I love you Sally, I love you Sally, I need you Sally, I need you, too I need to be with you But I don't just love and need you I love and need and want you, too I don't just...Read Full Lyrics

The distant future, the year 2000 The distant future, the year 2000 The distant future, the distant future It is the distant future, the year 2000 We are robots The world is quite...Read Full Lyrics

Lemme tell ya I see you girls checkin' out my trunks I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back t...Read Full Lyrics