I think I'm Michael Cera I might be Jonah Hill
I might be awkward still I might be out to kill
I might be at the arty
Tryna score with a whore named Becca
Only had 2 shots and I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1]
I wake up early in the morning and eat dinner food
Most likely microwavable 'cause I don't feel like makin' bigger moves
I will go back to sleep, but guilt trippin' me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Chorus: Tobi Lou]
I'm still fuckin' up all the time
I know I'm not the only one
I still can't get shit right
I know I'm not the only
I feel like staying in tonight
I know I'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
I stretch the dough as long as I can stretch it, then I ?
I hope they know my name from Minnesota to Ibiza
I might just eat the puss like it was rice like Condoleeza
I bought th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
This contusion, distracting from taking this shit
You want the funny raps who're fucking stop breaking the mix
A pen station with the funky is the homeless old man
Being on the bus...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Paranoid for no reason, see the bad shit coming
I don't like going outside, friends say it's always something
What could it be? Could it just be me?
Can I make a couple mil? And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Now who dropped the top on the foreign Mazda? Not me
Don't got Balenciaga, on two different drugs but I'm chuggin' water
Stop please, might influenc...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Yeah
So when you listen to this, I want you to imagine like
As soon as I start rapping
Like I came into the booth
And I started rapping
When I started rapping
I walked in, pu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Producer Tag]
It's me, Namesake
[Chorus]
We used to wake up and play, no we don't do that shit no mo' (do that shit no mo')
Chasin' that bag like [?] get it and go (get it a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Forty's gonna be preparat, then we get checking
My every day mission it's to gang some new chicks
Contest some warily, you can meet some chicken
It's obviously me, you're obviously...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas