Less Than Useful Lyrics

You fat Tammy Hawthorne you ride your bikeI don't even know why but you're a beat wifeYou let food rule you obesity winsthe cableman tools you and calls you a fishIn your pink stuc...Read Full Lyrics

well this isnt a song about giving upplease disregard if payment's been sentlike i'm better off dead,it's better left unsaid,I don't have time to regretnothing you begin ever endsi...Read Full Lyrics

That's the first thing I say to youHow's it goingAre you flowingListen HoneyThinking 'bout a couple things to say to youShowingGrowingMan I'd like to put my hand upon your fucking ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been really tryin' babyTrying to hold on to this feeling for so longAnd if you feel like i feel, sugarCome on AARRGGHH Come on WoohooLet's get it onOhh babyLet's get it onLet'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the only gay eskimoI'm the only one I knowI'm the only gay eskimoIn my tribeI go out seal hunting with my best friend TarkaBut all I wanna do is get into his parkaI'm the only ...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up (Wake up)Grab a brush and put a little makeupHide the scars to fade away the shakeup (Hide the scars to fade away the)Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?Here you go cr...Read Full Lyrics

When I was young I thought I had my own key I knew exactly What I wanted to be Now I'm sure You've boarded up every door Lived in a bubble Days were never ending Was not concerned...Read Full Lyrics

Turn down the radio, I wanna hear.Turn down the voices, hurting my ear.There's a moment, getting away...and there's something, I wanna say.Roll down the windows, and this is what y...Read Full Lyrics

Everything you say is sounding overthought and understatedYou should stop ch-ch-ch-changing, I find your way so fr-frustratingYou lie about your age on MySpace, try to win your los...Read Full Lyrics

Take me there with you I can't be aloneLet's evaluate this and work out our planYou understand me like no one else can...Read Full Lyrics