Let's Invite Them Over Lyrics

Feeling kind of bony On the telephoney Talking to marconi Eating rice-a-roni Nominated for a tony For acting like a phoney Watching twilight zoney On my forty-two inch sony This is...Read Full Lyrics

Dear penthouse, I never did believe anything I ever read in your magazine until just the other night. When something happen to me that was so strange that I felt compelled to shar...Read Full Lyrics

I just found out yesterday that linda goes to mars Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair And look at me across the r...Read Full Lyrics

(originally named "jumpin jehosaphat") Jehosaphat the mongrel cat Jumped off the roof today Some would say he fell but I could tell He did himself away His eyes weren't bright lik...Read Full Lyrics

You and me Sittin' in the back my memory Like a honey bee Buzzin' 'round a glass of sweet Chablis Radio's on Windows rolled up And my mind's rolled down Headlights shining Like sil...Read Full Lyrics

One evening getting dark We first met at the park Just sitting by the fountain all alone I lifted up my hat And then began to chat She said she'd allow me to see her at her home C...Read Full Lyrics

He stumbled through the alley with his long coat on Nothing but a bottle in his hand She sat in her apartment lonesome to the bone Wondering what had happened to her man Chorus: L...Read Full Lyrics

Maureen, maureen, I shot a doctor last night on the airplane Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us But he got me real nervous and mean He was fat and he stank And God knows that he d...Read Full Lyrics

Well, tonight I'll throw a party And I know who I'll invite There's a strange and lonely person With whom I'll spend this night There'll be no old sad memories To haunt me till I d...Read Full Lyrics

It got so hot, last night, I swear You couldn't hardly breathe Heat lightning burnt the sky like alcohol I sat on the porch without my shoes And I watched the cars roll by As the h...Read Full Lyrics