Let the Pun Fit the Crime Lyrics

Look at that sun, look at that skyLook at my sweater vest, it looks so flyLook at that mailbox, look at that treeIt's about as beautiful as it can beWhoa...Today is gonna be except...Read Full Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!BILL NYEVERSUSSIR ISAAC NEWTONBEGIN![Sir Isaac Newton]Of all the scientific minds in historyThey put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?I'm a master, I d...Read Full Lyrics

As I step in from the sidewalkOn a rainy Friday nightThe bar sure does look crowdedIt's just aching for a fightSome folks will come to drink for funBut for most, it isn't soThey're...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen the old manOutside the closed-down marketKicking up papersIn old worn out shoes?In his eyes you see no prideAnd held loosely at his sideYesterday's paper with yesterd...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe it's the time of yearSummer's still waiting to callWinter's somehow left behindCan't make up its mindAnd everything you believe inComes tumbling downInstead of sleeping you'l...Read Full Lyrics

I've been a good luck boyMost all of my lifeNever known much troubleI guess I've nowhere to hideFortune did some fancy pickingTo pick my ma and paThey brought me up with home-cooke...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to sing a song of friendsMy special life's companionsSmiles that I can count onIn my weariest of timesWhen I'm riding low,And peace is just a memoryI only have to think of...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the bar seems so crazy tonightSo noisy, and the smoke is making me lazyBut don't it feel so grandTo know that I'm the manDriving everybody to drink?My heart goes pingTo hear ...Read Full Lyrics

See the Chevys row on row going by you with the flowAs they carry all the driftwood to and froSee a thousand lonely faces press a thousand window panesSearching for a reason not to...Read Full Lyrics

The time that she left meIt was the worst I'd ever seen herTears had all dried upShe showed no trace of feelingI could not believe a face so prettyCould ever turn so coldI saw the ...Read Full Lyrics