Letter to Me Lyrics

I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to second base But t...Read Full Lyrics

She's 98 lbs. workin' down at the Dairy Queen With an Oval V home perm and braces And he's long haired, no job and just 19 They've got a baby on the way and They're off to the race...Read Full Lyrics

When you see a deer you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a lake you think picnic And I see a large mouth up under that log You're probably thinking that you'...Read Full Lyrics

Like a boat on a river this bus is floating down this old highway Looking out the window I think about how I got here today Anyone who's anywhere had some help getting there its tr...Read Full Lyrics

Every time you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer In the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peekaboo I'd...Read Full Lyrics

A single red rose and a table for two A nice chardonnay and an ocean view Ships comin' in and stars comin' out We sat and we talked till the place closed down Then we took a long w...Read Full Lyrics

Previously on the Grand Ole Opry theater Hi Boys, you looking for these Everybody duck I can't say... I don't care who we offend Shoot low boys they're riding Shetland ponies Softe...Read Full Lyrics

I said a bad word when I was a kid Mama said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame And I tried like hell to change I cuss, I smo...Read Full Lyrics