Lidl By Lidl (Oasis Re-written) Lyrics

It’s 12 o’clock and I’m feeling fine,I’m doing my weekly shop tonight,I’m in a fluorescent lit supermarket down the road,Everything’s going alright I guess,I’ve bough...Read Full Lyrics

Mr Bean is dead but he’s still restless,Walking the earth like the living undead,He shouldn’t even be here much less,Moaning himself in to excessHe’s going to hell when he’...Read Full Lyrics

Bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv,Woo!You had everything I wanted.You were buff and 6ft 3”.Then you left me my dearly departed,And you didn’t leave a thing to me.All I had was...Read Full Lyrics

You may find outIf I find the need to mutterI will tell you everythingYou may hear me If you truly believe it mattersThen I will tell you everythingSo keep close, keep quietAnd do ...Read Full Lyrics

Eyes blind to the death of the church A fabrication of truth Burn the banner you call love and open your eyesYou’ve awaken the warriors march for we are the elite Our alters are ...Read Full Lyrics

Carry on, you won't miss me when I'm goneWon't hear the phone ringYou won't hear me singYeah I'm guilty, guilty of everythingI'll run awayCause I've gotta find a place where you wo...Read Full Lyrics

Kimi to wakarete ninen ga tatsu ne nanda ka kinou no you ni omoeru yobetsubetsu no michi aruiteru kedo mada sukoshi kimi no houkouite shimau yoano goro mitai ni modori tai nantekak...Read Full Lyrics

Jim Broadbent:She is mine!!!!John Leguizamo:I only seek the truthI only seek the truthI only seek the truth(louder)I only seek the truthI only seek the truthI only seek the truthI ...Read Full Lyrics

Little Ann's in the kitchen in her modern gownWith the rainy weather coming downOh the radio does playI could sweep you off your feetBut you're two teary eyed to even knowLittle An...Read Full Lyrics

I'd rather have a cuddle than a video I'd rather have a cuddle than anything I know I'd rather have a cuddle than ketchup, chips or peas A computer can be lovely, but a cuddle's wh...Read Full Lyrics