Life Is A Jerky Ride Lyrics

As I was walking, lonely, down the street Suspicious of people I will never meet I came to a little cafe run by pete Thought I'd go right inside and get something to eat Now I reg...Read Full Lyrics

What just happened Happened to confuse Confuse and offend Offend those who lose Lose the past Past the present That is what What happened then Then you see Now and Again Live the...Read Full Lyrics

Are you happy, are you depressed? Are you naked or fully dressed? The way forward is behind us Get annoyed but try not to make a fuss The world is a never ending sphere If you die ...Read Full Lyrics

Gone on holiday Sat on a beach All the day Went into the sea As close to paradise As I could be I had fun In the sun Till I got sunburnt I look like a lobster It fucking kills The...Read Full Lyrics

No pizza has arrived And I am so hungry I rang up at 6: 25 For a delivery Even though I could Have gone out I can't be arsed tonoight It reminds me that I'm so fat I'm so fat. No ...Read Full Lyrics

I have many rolls But not a single bread one I'm trying to reach my goals Of having the world's biggest bum When I sit down I have spare tractor tyres My parents frown But rolls c...Read Full Lyrics

When you're small and skinny Choosing clothes is not a problem When you're big and fat Its impossible to find some I try to fit in to small and medium But they're skin tight Go up...Read Full Lyrics

Again, I can see the light My life running in front of my eyes All my life, all my life Panic, rippers by my side Drowning, dying without her All my life, all my life Get...Read Full Lyrics

Let's go to work It's the morning now Wake up from bed It's the morning now I can see the time But I'm blind Just a normal day Nothing never change I need a break It...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody says me I'm a fool That I am just not cool I use my music as a tool To have a battle with the society Oh please let me see Oh please let me be On the happiness la...Read Full Lyrics