If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
I'll be th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I've informed you to leave
'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep
I get ill when I get tired
So I'll try to rest if you'll stand guard
Do, do-do-do, do, do-do-do, whoa
Do, do-do...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I think it's getting to the point
Where I can be myself again (I think)
It's getting to the point
Where we have almost made amends
I think it's the getting to the point
That is the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
She fed me strawberries
And freezer-burned ice cream
I said "Goodbye, I guess"
She lifted up her dress
And so I must confess
We made out one more
Time before I left for good
She th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
Enroll at the local college
Earn me a degree and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard
I can go to Euro...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Now I lay me down not to sleep
I just get tangled in the sheets
I swim in sweat three inches deep
I just lay back and claim defeat
Chapter read and lesson learned
I turned the lig...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I never jumped in and rescued you
But I wanted to
I didn't tell you which way to go
'Cause I thought you'd know
You had a problem with your new found wealth
You brought it on yours...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
With life just begun, my sleeping new son
Has eyes that roll back in his head
They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart
And pictures a world past his bed
It's hard to believe
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Gat that together come back and see me
Three...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies