Lightsaber Man (styx Blue Collar Man) Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) His name was Solo, he was a smuggler He flew the Falcon everywhere, with a two-meter lump of hair He was in trouble, he owed to Jabba He ...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) (I work for Palpatine) Well look at them wierdos, that's the way you do it You hunt for bounties 'cross the galaxy That ain't workin! That...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) (Spoken) Why this racing's regulated. It's orchestrated. Computer generated. Why it's Pod Racing! I got some custom-built engines to leave t...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size And he looks like a duck with detachable eyes And he's only around for the comic relief He speaks li...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Poodoo! Poodoo! Poodoo! Poodoo! I'm called Subulba Pod Racing wonder It's what I did But then this kid (Poodoo!) Caught up to me in a race...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Sometimes it's hard to be a woman When everyone else here is a man I've had some bad times And wonder sometimes Why I'm with a carpet and a ...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) In the skies In the stars Incomplete, But fully armed Hides the second Death Star It's the Empire's Hidden base They will all Be here soon A...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) HAN: Flew here in the Falcon No permit to land Got captured by Vader Shot him in the hand They took me for torture Tied me to this rack A ...Read Full Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines They blow up-diddly-up-dup, They're shot down-diddly-own-down! They smash into each other, and die...Read Full Lyrics

It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place The regular crowd waddles in There's a weird thing sitting next to me It has three eyes and mottled grey skin. Fett says Max can you play m...Read Full Lyrics