Livin' in las Vegas Lyrics

She moved into my old apartment That's how we got this whole thing started She called and said that i had mail waiting there for me I told her that i'd come and get it How could i ...Read Full Lyrics

Shelly's at the kitchen table, cup of coffee the morning paper When he walks in she's so surprised to see the tears in his eyes He says, "I love you, I'm so sorry, but bigger dream...Read Full Lyrics

You know nothin's gettin' done when talk is all you hear Like someone revvin' up a truck never put in gear But you don't see a cowboy run his mouth and strut around He just takes t...Read Full Lyrics

Guess we were in a trance and always dancin' different beats. We tried to sync our moves, but lost the groove and lost the heat. And while we cut a rug, hooked on you like a drug B...Read Full Lyrics

Someday she wants a big ol' house Sittin' on a big ol' hill And a mile long tree lined driveway For her big ol' Coupe DeVille Yes, someday she wants a big ol' bank account With too...Read Full Lyrics

Man I'm so cold - it's 98 degreesThink I saw some human heads growin' on the treesGet a pair of pliers and pull out all my teethI'm never gonna need 'em if I'm never gonna eatI'd r...Read Full Lyrics

Something done bit me on the back of the neckAnd I got a strange feelin' ain't seen nothin' yetWell my face is on fire - sweat burnin' my eyesMisery's coming and i'm fixing to dieI...Read Full Lyrics

I see you got your last check - you're lookin' so depressedCouldn't handle washin' dishes - you'll be swimmin' with the fishesYou got a girlfriend - she's an ugly lesbianAfraid to ...Read Full Lyrics

Your heads is in the water and your feet are in a jamYou fucked my wife and your is life in my fuckin' handsGonna turn you blue - pull you up to get some airTake you to my barn - g...Read Full Lyrics

Your mother said to stay away she's kneeling down to prayDon't even think to criticize he'll make your daughters payThere is a man who's got a knife he kills before he begsSlice yo...Read Full Lyrics