Long Gone Geek Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old man...Read Full Lyrics

Doctor where's your remedy? I've got enough to pay the fee Can't you see I'm awful sick? I'll pay you well to do the trick Doctor where's your magic box There's no one here to coun...Read Full Lyrics

Outside the gates of Cerdes sits the two-pronged unicorn Who plays at relaxation time a rhinestone flugelhorn Whilst mermaids lace carnations into wreaths for ailing whales And Nep...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

While horsemen ride across the green And Snow White still remains unseen. Pegasus, the winged horse, Relays his messages by Morse. And like some pirate sailor We crossed the Spanis...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old man...Read Full Lyrics

We'll hoist a hand, becalmed upon a troubled sea 'Make haste to your funeral,' cries the Valkyrie We'll hoist a hand or drown amidst this stormy sea 'Here lies a coffin,' cries the...Read Full Lyrics