Long Haired Guys From England Lyrics

Sitting on my couch Trying to decide what’s appropriate It’s kind of strange Don’t worry bout me I can cope with it Did I sit too close? Please don’t get the wrong idea St...Read Full Lyrics

It's not important This stuff that I'm afraid of I've got a bugle someplace Let's get a parade up We're near the water I know a guy, a guy with a boat It doesn't have any motor We...Read Full Lyrics

Take a lot of drugs You owe yourself some fun Drink a lot of beer I won't tell no one Have a lot of sex Leave on all the lights Play a lot of pool Ignore the change in time When t...Read Full Lyrics

At the $5. 99 buffet In reno on thanksgiving day Nobody seemed to care Why anyone else was there Me and my buddy jay Watched bad cover bands play Got little drinks for free Kept b...Read Full Lyrics

All my clothes were dirty So I threw them all away Time for some new ones anyway I'd like to rob a bank, I'd like some help I feel like I'm trapped in a book About someone else I'...Read Full Lyrics

I was Genghis Kahn I was Aristophenes I was a guy named Urgh in 50, 000 B. C. I was Rasputin and all the chicks he had I was Catherine the Great I was my mom and dad I've been a bu...Read Full Lyrics

People Talk by Talking..... I'm tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well You're the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinnocio...Read Full Lyrics

Meet our band of merry men Shake the hand of every one We'll eat your food and steal your wife Buy us beers we're friends for life We only shoot when shot at We give away what we ...Read Full Lyrics

Well they flash Those half-knowing smiles As they pass Heroic profiles Like they’re in some book by Ayn Rand Always working, always tanned So satisfied but the kids don’t...Read Full Lyrics

It’s never winter here We just wait for it to rain There’s a lever in a locked house To make Lagunita drain Invisible ray in the palm of my hand I point at the things I wish t...Read Full Lyrics