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I tried going to bars, I tried acting real smooth Wearing a white hat and cruising for sorostitutes Say pretty baby can I buy you a drink? I guess not what the hell was I thinking?...Read Full Lyrics

So what's your dietary policy? Magazines set the standards of beauty for your body Look in the mirror and you'll see An emaciated corpse like victim, but she's a hotty(chorus) Mann...Read Full Lyrics

Hey I gotta start it MCs be carted off ya soft Dinosaur Jr. will flood that's gotta warn ya what in blazes hey this is phat weigh this I'll portray this photographs so the last lau...Read Full Lyrics

Staring out my window, I've trapped myself inside Turned myselfoff from the world, from the people passing by(prechorus) If you were me, then you'ld see what I feel firsthand But j...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you a little story about the slave master. Use a whip on your ass so you behave faster. You got chains on your neck and the Man's respect. You'll work all damn day but ...Read Full Lyrics

Corrugated dream house with a two cart garage Tattered ghosts picking through scraps to survive You live so comfortably but the third world's right in your backyard Create handy ex...Read Full Lyrics

I thought that I was middle class Not deviate from the 21 year plan Then the gap widened and I fell in Thanks for the comparison, five-digit educationI picture you riding off into ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm so sorry that things don't always go your way But that's how life works so get used to it You've got it easy compared to most people But you always find something to cry a...Read Full Lyrics

This city fucking sucks, we just sit around for weeks There's nothing left to do so let's take to the streets Fuck the same old bullshit, it's gotten way too lame So concerned abou...Read Full Lyrics

It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien to the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two dancers back on Soul Train and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain now what ya gonna ...Read Full Lyrics