Once a month your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy Lilets
It happens every 28 days,
When she's in her Luteal phase.
All she does in moan and nag,
You go five days without a sh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
A couple of weeks ago now
The kids had a big surprise.
They turned on the cartoon network
And couldn' t believe their eyes.
The animals on the cartoons
Have left the screens and es...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
Here's my long case
Behind the curtain.
It's Mr Burton.
He's 64.
He has chest pain,
Crushing in nature.
It radiates to
His arm and jaw.
This pains been getting worse since Wednes...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night,
Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight.
I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor,
We pulled and you came back to...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
Hello, Thankyou for listening,
My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas)
This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few words about their new ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
I can't tie my laces
I don't play the flute
My car is an automatic
I can't paint my nails
I never applaud
I'm not very good at Twister
And when my laptop crashes
I can't even press...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor.
And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs.
Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no.
Your baby's g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin
& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas
Have you lost your way?
Livin' in the shadow of the messes that you made
And so it goes
Everything inside your circle starts to overflow
Take a step before you leap
Into the colour...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Lambert
The stars collide
They fall to earth alive
As my hunger heights
Desires that are burning
Ready to land
I shall overcome
And when you're numb
A deeper breath comes out
Wo oh oh
I'l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Adam Lambert