Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again Lyrics

Operator, number, please: It's been so many years Will she remember my old voice While I fight the tears? Hello, hello there, is this Martha? This is old Tom Frost, And I am callin...Read Full Lyrics

When the hawk's in the kitchen and the sirens in bloom And the losers have been swept from the gin mills(2) Hello sucker, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 34th Street good t...Read Full Lyrics

(California, Here I Come by Joseph Meyer, Al Jolson and Buddy G. De Sylva) Jack was sittin poker faced with bullets backed with bitches Neal hunched at the wheel puttin everyone i...Read Full Lyrics

Sing a song of sixpence, pocket full of rye Hush-a bye my baby, no need to be crying. You can burn the midnight oil with me As long as you will Stare out at the moon Upon the windo...Read Full Lyrics

I was in a line at the supermarket the other day, and uhm... Y'know, I had all my things on the little conveyor belt there. And uh... There's a gal in front of me that is uh.. Well...Read Full Lyrics

Mocking Bird high in a tree Looks like you got the best of me Mocking Bird singing his song Well Mocking Bird mocking me Now that you're gone Mocking Bird high in a loof Well he's...Read Full Lyrics

I spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse, Across the street from a catholic church, And then I wiped off my revolver, And I buttoned up my burgundy shirt, I shot the morning in...Read Full Lyrics

The door was open, I was seething Your mother burst in, it was freezing And she said, “It looks like it’s trying to rain” I was lost, I felt sea sick You convinced me that he...Read Full Lyrics

Let's put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old town Set 'em up, we'll be knockin' em down. You wear a dress, baby, and I'll wear a tie. We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon i...Read Full Lyrics

There was a murder in the red barn, a murder in the red barn The trees are bending over and the cows are lying down The autumn's taking over, you can hear the Buckshot hounds The ...Read Full Lyrics