Lord Byrons' Luggage Lyrics

I was staying at the Marriott With Jesus and John Wayne I was waiting for a chariot They were waiting for a train The sky was full of carrion "I'll take the mazuma" Said Jesus to ...Read Full Lyrics

Pour leur plaire aux femmes Dites donc Dites-moi Madame Qu'ai je donc Perfides ou sinceres C'est selon Quand faut s'en defaire C'est coton Avec une gueule pareille Nom de nom N'me...Read Full Lyrics

You met her in a Turkish town But you didn't want to bring her here You didn't want her hanging around In the Kingdom of Fear So you left her there You're a whole different person...Read Full Lyrics

She stood beside my narrow bed To check my E.K.G. She shook her pretty little head At what's become of me I thought I glimpsed a path that led Through rhododendron days And fuchsi...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi Guess what---I'm stirring it with a monkey's paw Since I saw you coming out of my barber's shop In that skimpy little halter top Did you l...Read Full Lyrics

My baby is a basket case A bipolar mama in leather and lace Face like an angel, she's a perfect waste My baby is a basket case Dracula's daughter, Calamity Jane Smoke on the water...Read Full Lyrics

We're having a party We're burning it down We're building an idol He's sad but he don't frown He's the cream of the crop So we're making him god Start writing this down When I give...Read Full Lyrics