Lost In The Post Lyrics

I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you 'Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two And I can't say I blame him 'cos I'd cheat a priest just to...Read Full Lyrics

I'm back in Liverpool And everything seems the same But I worked something out last night That changed this little boy's brain A small piece of advice that took 22 years in the mak...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1: I'm a good friend and an excellent lover I can fool myself just like no other, person can I'm turning in to a twisted man I haven't got time for any selfless deeds What I ...Read Full Lyrics

Hero to zero I pick up the bill The brake lights cast a red light And the road twists round the hill Lipstick on the backseat Saliva on the dash I've clawed my way out of her...Read Full Lyrics

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick Oh what a skill to have Oh what a skill to have So many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have No they're not min...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Fear, fear and coconut water is And will always be my favourite blend of drink So hurry up, happy hour must have its end Just as our darkest hours must have t...Read Full Lyrics

What a great achievement it was to get a hotel room this late I bet they charge by the hour here The kind of place where you should bring your own uv ray It's not a big problem wit...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We met up for lunch But you only had salad Was that because of how much it cost? And we were just drinking water But really it should have been wine But I w...Read Full Lyrics

Two tickets to the rabbit hole, please I gave them half my earnings and all they gave me was this suite Shes fueling up whilst talking down to me God you must be the biggest can...Read Full Lyrics

Can you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend? Here comes our darkest end, Christmas is here. It's about not extending to the over-draft, To scrape out what is left, At t...Read Full Lyrics