Love Detective Lyrics

I pulled the ex last night, and it felt weird to feel her up again. Knickers down, and bra cast as if the past and not passed. And she brought the drinks all night, but that's oka...Read Full Lyrics

You just have to be sure you're doing the right thing. I mean it's very easy to forget - she's just sitting there in the pub with her new friends and her new life and her new hair,...Read Full Lyrics

Why could I not speak? You're not so unique. My eyes stayed on the floor. I make a little suggestion, before I pop the question. But I was far too out my face. I was out my face. ...Read Full Lyrics

You said it yourself - you can't help but flirt and I'd be the first to admit that I'm easily hurt. I can't take things lightly - you said I'm always in a huff. I know it was just ...Read Full Lyrics

I said with me around she'd never come to harm. And then she took a fork and stabbed herself in the arm. She used to wank me off but I could never heat her up. And she use to tell ...Read Full Lyrics

It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. You said you were careful - you never were with me. I heard you did it four times and jon...Read Full Lyrics

Once again, I've gone a bit too far And I wish that was you there, peep-peeping Then as you rolled down the window of your car You'd say "hello, stranger, how you been keeping?" ...Read Full Lyrics

Every man needs a tit to suckle but some days I'm sure my legs will just buckle. Good morning, mister magpie, how's the lady wife? You've been sitting there for years now, studying...Read Full Lyrics

Phone me tonight when you're pissed. Just to tell me that I'm missed. Tell me you want me in your c***. Tell me you're not sure what you want. I tried to tell you, I made it clear...Read Full Lyrics

Now you always say terminated, I never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen and sometimes They have to be sorted. You know I'd love it - a little us would ...Read Full Lyrics