Love Handles Lyrics

Met an old lady in Carlsbad Who got bit on the ankle by a spider It swelled on up to about the size of her knee She was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy ...Read Full Lyrics

Freak of nature, with jaw dropping skill From the low rhythmic bass lines to the harmonic fills New Age Funk on acoustic guitar Always wanted to be like him, Except for that day...Read Full Lyrics

Oh why can't I just latch on to your brain And be that one song that drives everyone insane The low end pumping right out of your trunk That vibrate your sternum The bazooka, a spe...Read Full Lyrics

Drivin' on down 2-19 Not a Blue light to be seen I'm a comin' up on seven oh (7-0) Down six hundred (600) I do go I'm a crusing along With the radio on And my hands upon the wheel ...Read Full Lyrics

I**fell in love in the portapotty line In the parking lot of some show She was dancing round clutchin herself She was waitin for her turn to go Her** dreadlocks swung down Like shi...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe, tonight, we could close the door and lock ourselves inside Take time to feel I don't wanna miss the chance to be so real The days all fly away And I forget the truth Everyth...Read Full Lyrics

On the last naked day of winter On the eve of a fateful thaw I was imprisoned in frozen pieces Of heart-broken laws Then down fell an angel renegade Her halo read "Morning Star" Wo...Read Full Lyrics

She woke up in the rain, She was sleeping in my yard. She was feeling no pain, When she stumbled there for my car. The grass it just felt right, It was that sweet Virginia sod...Read Full Lyrics

Summertime in Virginia, It's sticky as sticky can be. It's liveable with the climate-control, Of course, that's for a fee. It was tougher back in the olden days, Back before the ai...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve got chest pains, My left arm is numb. I spring to my feet, This could be the big one. I Google my symptoms, As I morbidly walk to the kitchen I’m coming to you Jerry...Read Full Lyrics