Lovers' Lane Lyrics

Act 1, Scene 2, The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium, Center, Mrs. Ripstock-Geddes is posing as Aphrodite, complete with water jug. Enter Left dr. Krikstein, followed by his st...Read Full Lyrics

We used to say "There'd come the day we'd all be making songs Or finding better words" These ideas never lasted long The way is up along the road, the air is growing thin Too many...Read Full Lyrics

Mary and Joseph were watching their? Bother? Lovers with a different past, like the one that loves? A rose? Mary is in stitches, she's tied down on the bed While Joseph plays a uke...Read Full Lyrics

What a fool I was What a thin disguise Brando mumble Mingus eyes Was a time she fell But then she got wise Brando mumble Mingus eyes Never had the squint of James Dean Or the Stani...Read Full Lyrics

When I said those things I was out of my mind I was trying to be mean and cruel and unkind Don't take it too hard There's another man inside me wants to break us apart You were chi...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a little car and she might go far She's the mistress of my heart now She's a '65 with an overdrive I fixed her in every part now 2 in the front and 2 in the back 110 on th...Read Full Lyrics

My dearest Miss Patsy, I'm writing to say That I'm sorry to not be in touch It's been quite a parade, but my thoughts never strayed Too far, or too long, or too much Chorus Miss P...Read Full Lyrics

Like the flowers, like the bees Like the woodlands and the trees I like the Byrds on their LP's And I'm a refugee (Chorus) I wanna be a mole in a hole, digging low and slow I wanna...Read Full Lyrics

So you think you know how to wipe your own nose So you think you know how to button your clothes You udon't know shit If you hadn't already guessed You're just a bump on the log of...Read Full Lyrics

Oh kind Mrs. Rita I never will tell The way that you keep us poor girls here in hell And I never will sneak to the News of the World Oh kind Mrs. Rita Sincere Mrs. Rita A friend t...Read Full Lyrics