Luigi's Ballad Lyrics

My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986, old school I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute, Link Hey what's u...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Ken.What's up, Ryu?You know I think you're a fucking dick, right?Yeah?Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death!Okay.Do you thin...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, shit, let's play Animal Crossing nowCome on everybody, I'll show you howNow listen real close, I'mma tell you the sitch'Cause my name is Tom Nook and I run this bitchCongratula...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shitINCLUDING YOUYo, Dreamland's where it's motherfucking atSeeing Dedede eat food 'cause he's motherfucking fatThere's a little pink ...Read Full Lyrics

It was a dark and spooky Halloween nightWhen I, Dracula, thought that I would inviteAll of my freaky friends, who were there in a flashTo a big dance party, a Monster MashWolfman, ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, and welcome to Talking Video Games. Today's subject is "Games with Simple Plots." I'd like to welcome our guests. Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, everyone! I... am Egoraptor. And welcome to the first album of Starbomb! A holy-shit-amazing new band I've created with these guys: Ninja Sex Party.Hello. My name is Danny S...Read Full Lyrics

1 2 3, I gotta go peeWhoa, whoa, sorry to interrupt this amazing rap, Egoraptor, but we're out of time for this album.What, really?Yeah, we're gonna have to save all our raps for t...Read Full Lyrics