Luigi's Ballad Lyrics

Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? But you're evil and bent on world domination Not anymore, tho...Read Full Lyrics

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids When she wasn't ...Read Full Lyrics

[Egoraptor:] It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said, [Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] L...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang:] Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!) Great! Here we go! [Danny / Sonic:] Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When t...Read Full Lyrics

[Link (Egoraptor):] "Aw yeah It's me, Link again, baby That's right I'm back! Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track But now my confidence is at an all-time h...Read Full Lyrics

Don't listen to a word they say Remember who you are Push the rest away There's nothing real about this place Can't you understand that it's killing you? One beautiful disaster Sl...Read Full Lyrics

All the lonely faces on the train In a far away regret or pain City worn they're twisted inside out Longing for the love they do without, they do without Well maybe I'm projecting...Read Full Lyrics

Left me here alone To carry all your weight I can feel you standing on my brain Long as I'm alive The sky won't have to fall I will laugh before I hit the wall I was born to fight...Read Full Lyrics

Make me alive Make me dead Do what you will To my head Take me over Let me fall Don't leave a trace Take it all Show me the way to hate like you This will be my fate Yeah turn m...Read Full Lyrics

Hard to breathe, sinking deep No more sleep without you Empty soul, blood is cold Here alone broke in two I'm sick of love I'm sick of pain But it's nothing I won't do again I'm ...Read Full Lyrics