Luigi & The Wise Guys Lyrics

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice] Dear pfiq, Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, pfiq, I have received many letters. I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of tim...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood (orch...Read Full Lyrics

(Kaylan/Zappa) [includes a quote from Violin Concerto in D (Stravinsky)] Hey! Ha! Ooh! There was a man A little ole man Who lived in Montreal With a wife and a kid And a car and...Read Full Lyrics

(Don Van Vliet) Are you with me on this, people? The man with the woman head Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out, A mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville jazz poofter...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by: The Penguins I'm all alone. Feeling so blue. Thinking about you And the love we once knew. And each time I do, It brings back those memories Of El Monte. Remember t...Read Full Lyrics

Ray collins (tambourine, vocals) Roy estrada (bass) Don preston (keyboards, electronics) Ian underwood (alto saxophone) Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone) Motorhead sherwood (baritone ...Read Full Lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk gardner (woodwinds) Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don preston (retired) Jimmy carl black (drums...Read Full Lyrics

[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes] I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box That I c...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm about to get sick From watchin' my tv Been checkin' out the news Till my eyeballs fail to see I mean to say that every day Is just another rotten mess (Sure 'nuff!) And wh...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by: Mr. Clean All you fine young honeys, All you grown-up queens, Listen here while I tell ya I'm the man of your dreams. I'm the sweetest hunk of man That your eyes eve...Read Full Lyrics