Lumberjack Song Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjackAnd I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day(He's a lumberjackAnd he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day)I cut down treesI eat my lunchI go to the lavatr...Read Full Lyrics

I want a love that's right, right is only half of what's wrongI want a short-haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as longNow I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby, I'm in ...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: Scribble away!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: And balance the books.CHORUS: Up,...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loverSomething in the way she woos meI don't want to leave her nowYou know I believe and howSomewhere in her smile she knows...Read Full Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics