Lumberjack Song Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

The most interesting thing about King Charles the First,Is that he was 5'6" at the start of his reign,But only 4'8" tall at the end of it.Because ofOliver Cromwell, Lord Protector ...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr Cohen!Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up, up, up your premium (And balance the books)Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ro...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Christmas in Heaven. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.It's Christmas in Heaven. The snow falls from the sky, But it's nice ...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.Hmm....I've got two legsFrom my hips to the groundAnd when I move them they walk aroundAnd when I lift them they cl...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics