M-16 Lyrics

Walking home On Saint Patty's Day, I found a lucky penny, Along the way. Put in my pocket, The one with the hole in it. These days things don't seem to go my way... I know it it's...Read Full Lyrics

Do you know what I think of you? Do you know what I feel is true? Do you know what I think of her? I know what she thinks of me, I'm sure Don't know why it's so, but it's true! So ...Read Full Lyrics

Come on baby, we gotta get our clothes on There'll be no easy days, ‘cause I've got no degree You'll see your brother in a week or three, here's a picture of me Just don't let th...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, til comes doom He comes and them he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass...Read Full Lyrics

Don't got no goatee Don't got no tattoo Don't got no nose ring Don't wanna be like you Check out these glasses So I'll never be cool Always get my assed kick When I get to school ...Read Full Lyrics

We flipped our finger to the King of England We stole our country from the Indians With God at our side and guns in our hands We took it for our own A nation dedicated to Liberty J...Read Full Lyrics

Almost ready, almost there Or is it already over She's a friend in need She's a friend in deed She needs someone to hold her Alone at night, she plans her game Correctly thinking t...Read Full Lyrics

Judgement time again, who's on the shit list this time around Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgement hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himse...Read Full Lyrics

(Lyrics and Music by M. Aukerman) Went to the No Nukes rally The Don Quixotes made me feel silly Went to the punk rock show Nobody that I know did go Went to my university Boys and...Read Full Lyrics

(Lyrics and Music by M. Aukerman) * What do I care what you think of me What do you think you mean to me You mean nothing, can't you see And I don't want to smell your stinky beave...Read Full Lyrics